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Titel: IT Without Gates
 Verfasst am: 21.06.2006, 12:40 Uhr
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Bill Gates is leaving the $50 billion monopoly he established in order to work for a non-profit. It is to be a long goodbye.
Version 1.0 of Retiring BG was released on June 15th last week, but the implementation is not expected to become robust until version 2.1 which is scheduled for July 2008. Given Microsoft's recent track record it is doubtful whether such an early release date will be achieved and whether Retiring BG 2.1 (code name FTP) will have the same features that Microsoft is currently talking about. Commentators are already suggesting that July 2010 is a more realistic release date, while cynics are plumping for 2012.
Retiring BG 2.1 will include the following features:
* The Ballmer control interface will remain in place.
* CTO functionality will be added to the Ozzie wizard.
* Chairman functions will remain with Bill, but will be invoked by RPC.
A Microsoft spokesperson said, “Microsoft is very excited by the benefits that Retiring BG will bring to all our customers.” According to a closed source inside Microsoft, the code name FTP stands for Full-Time Philanthropist. |
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Titel: RE: IT Without Gates
Verfasst am: 26.06.2006, 13:24 Uhr
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Titel: RE: IT Without Gates
Verfasst am: 26.06.2006, 14:25 Uhr
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hehe, lol if you really read it, it's a joke, a stupid one, but hey I was bored at the time. My sense of humour is different than most  usually gets me in trouble. |
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Titel: RE: IT Without Gates
Verfasst am: 26.06.2006, 15:00 Uhr
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| I enjoyed the "benefits" to customers part of it. |
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Titel: Re: RE: IT Without Gates
Verfasst am: 26.06.2006, 15:23 Uhr
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piper hat folgendes geschrieben::
My sense of humour is different than most usually gets me in trouble.
I can certainly back up that statement. 
Humour Dear. 
P.S Still love you though. |
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: IT Without Gates
Verfasst am: 26.06.2006, 15:41 Uhr
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Verfasst am: 27.06.2006, 06:12 Uhr
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"Ozzie Wizard?" Hey there's an idea!!!!!
Ozzy Osbourne for M$ CEO !!!!!!
He'd sort 'em out. LMAO
"You want to do what?? Get the f@%# out of my office!!"
So if Billy-boy wants to do charitable things now I guess he'll be supporting the $100 pc project? Methinks Ozzy will be made the CEO before that happens. |
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Verfasst am: 27.06.2006, 09:55 Uhr
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Cathbard hat folgendes geschrieben::
"Ozzie Wizard?" Hey there's an idea!!!!!
Ozzy Osbourne for M$ CEO !!!!!!
He'd sort 'em out. LMAO
"You want to do what?? Get the f@%# out of my office!!"
So if Billy-boy wants to do charitable things now I guess he'll be supporting the $100 pc project? Methinks Ozzy will be made the CEO before that happens.
LOL he should be giving them away |
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Verfasst am: 28.06.2006, 05:39 Uhr
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Ozzy should be M$ CEO when you think about it. He is the prince of darkness afterall.
Remember the old joke.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just declare darkness the new standard. |
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Verfasst am: 28.06.2006, 05:58 Uhr
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Verfasst am: 30.06.2006, 14:06 Uhr
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Anmeldung: 30. Nov 2005
Beiträge: 88
Wohnort: AFRICA
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Imaginge M$ GNU/Windows and on Distrowatch:
Uwindos 6.4
Kuwindows 6.4
Xuwindows 6.4
Eduwindows 6.4
Enlitendows 1.16
Kawindox 2006-05
Wendpis 6.1
Windros 4.2
Windoxx 5.0.3
Windoo 2006.2
Windware 10.3
Wendian 3.2
Manwindva 2008
RealSmall Indows 3.2rc2
Windora6 Enterprise
Windora6 BG Edition |
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